Wednesday Weirdness

1.) If you had to either shop for your groceries in your underwear only (bra&panties or boxers/briefs/whatever) or run streaking through the mall totally naked for no less than 4 minutes, which will you pick?

Streaking! I want to see the reactions - and if I get to run, I can run from security too.

2.) You're having dinner at the inlaws (your boyfriend/girlfriend's parents if not married) and the food is so awful you would rather eat the table cloth. Your mother in law (bf/gf mother) calls you out and asks if there is anything wrong with the food. You can't say you're "just not that hungry" because you had earlier claimed to be "starving" so now, how do you respond to her?

With my particular set of "in-laws," I'm sure by that point it's already been said for me by my boyfriend, at which point a hesitant agreement would be reasonably inoffensive. I'd still eat some, though.

4.) Would you rather have to walk 30 feet over burning hot coals or walk 70 feet over broken shards of glass? Why?

I would prefer the glass. Although I know it's possible to walk on coals without burning your feet, my feet are sensitive (hey, they've been in shoes all winter) and I'd rather get cut than burned.

5.) Would you rather have to have sex with your partner with a room full of your former highschool classmates watching or have sex with your partner in a room full with a mix of each of your former exes watching? 

Usually I delete these questions to keep this blog appropriate...but that one is just hilarious. I don't even think I'm going to answer it, just leave it up for laughs.

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1. If your boss says, "I would like to talk to you about  your internet usage" what would your first reaction  be?
What boss?

2. If you SO asks you "Does this make me look fat?" how do you answer?

He would never ask that, so I'd probably just be confused.

3. What is one thing that you pay for, but resent having to do so?

Actually, I'm very lucky not to have anything in that category. Damn unemployment.

4. A day is being created in honor of you. How should we celebrate it?

By doing whatever makes you happiest.

5. What CD or Album in your music collection do you secretly enjoy, but would be embarrassed if others heard you grooving to it?

I refused to be ashamed of my music! You can laugh if you like, but I will own up to everything from Kiss to the Dixie Chicks to Ashlee Simpson.

6. How long do you think you would last if you were a contestant on Survivor?

I've never actually seen the show, but from what I've heard...quite a while. I have a high pain tolerance, I'm not sqeamish, I have a cool head, and I've got a few survival skills packed away in my brain.

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I figured out the problem with Blogger; it wasn't them at all, it was the new Internet Explorer 8. Now that I'm using Google Chrome, it's all better. More points for Google!

2. Have you ever tried or considered trying a Master Cleanse type method to lose weight?

Ugh, hell no. I would rather wear an extra few pounds than turn into a grumpy bitch for a month. I'll exercise, thanks.

3. When you browsing a book store for reading material, do you find yourself checking out a book solely based on the cover design?

Sometimes; it depends on what I'm looking for. Mostly I hang out in the poker section, where I choose my books by their reputations and authors.

4. Which 80's trend were you least happy to see come back this year; big shoulder pads or neon?

I haven't noticed big shoulder pads (although they sound enormously stupid) and I don't mind neon. What, I like the 80s look!

5. How long do you think could you disappear for until someone would notice your absence and start looking for you?

Not long. The real question is, How long could I keep them from finding me? Quite a while!

6. Have you ever walked out of a movie and asked for your money back? Which movie(s) and why?

Nope, never done that.

7. Have you ever changed your plans because of something you read in your horoscope?

Hell no. That stuff is bullshit. They're funny to read sometimes, but only as entertainment.

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Wednesday-Thursday Weirdness

Blogger is failing - it won't let me do the simple operation of copy-and-paste! So Wednesday Weirdness is a day late and hand-typed. Oh well, here it is anyway.

1. What items (if any) do you get embarrassed to purchase?
I don't. After being a cashier for a while myself, I realized there was a point where nothing really seemed weird anymore. I will not be embarrassed until I'm the woman who paid a $13 bill with a huge jar of pennies and nickels.

3. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them on and off or do you slip them on and off?
Depends on the type of shoes. Standard sneakers I will tie and untie, but my skateboarding shoes are slip-ons.

4. What is the last thing you broke by accident?
As opposed to the last thing I broke on purpose? I remember the last thing I watched be broken, which was a glass at the Hatfield Pub...but I don't remember the last break I perpetrated.

5. If you had to lose one of your body parts, what would it be and why?
If I could choose a small, unnoticable one, probably a toe. The average person can function just fine without one toe, and most people never even have to know.

7. If you could have the ability to solve problems quickly and easily or the ability to know without doubt every time a person told a lie, which ability would you want and why?
I'd choose the first, because I'm already reasonably good at the second.

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1.) What condiment goes best with french fries?
Definitely ketchup. There's no other option.

2.) What condiment do you feel best represents your personality?
Spicy mustard! It may look innocent, but watch out...

3.) If the love of your life was a different religion from you, would you convert for them if they asked you to?
Why would they ask me to? I don't care what religion they are as long as they don't try to convert me/other people. I would educate them if they wished, but I would never try to convert anybody.

4.) What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Apples.

5.) If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Definitely not. It would probably change my life a whole lot, and not for the better. I want to concentrate on my life, not my demise.

6.) If you could change your eye color to anything in the world you wanted, what would you change it to?
Purple :) Really bright purple!

7.) Are you more often the partner in crime or the good conscience with your friends and family?
The partner. Hey, I haven't been arrested yet!

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1. What makes a person sexy to you?

It's all in the personality...and even though it's technically a physical thing, I include someone's smile as part of their personality. A good smile generally means a good sense of humor.

2. When having the 'number of sex partners' talk with a potential significant other, would you be turned off if they had slept with more than a certain number of people? If yes, what is that number?

Ha. Haha. Ha. NO. I have no number.

3. Once and for all, pocketbook sized dogs and the people who carry them in pocketbooks. Cute or crazy?

CRAZY! Anything small enough to fly when kicked is too damn small. And why would you want to carry something in your purse that might shit in said purse?

4. Do you give up anything for Lent? If so, what?

If I was religious in the least I might have an answer.

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Fangs/Wednesday Weirdness

Tuesday and Wednesday - most of you know by now that means Haven and Wednesday Weirdness. Marie came down last night to join us at Haven, finally! I don't see that girl enough...moving sucks sometimes. I haven't seen Snaric in about two months either.

Anyway, Marie, Craig and I went to dinner at Bdubs, so Marie could see where I'm working. Abel was cut just as we got there, so after he finished his sidework he came and joined us, and the four of us hung out for a while. Then he went home, and the three of us got gothed up and headed for NoHo.

Marie finally gave in to the call of RJ's handmade vampire fangs, and I kept her company while she sat in the spotlight and had them made. They came out looking really nice - I'll post pictures later. I made the mistake of following my spicy buffalo wings with a Long Island Ice Tea and then shaking up the whole mix on the dance floor. I didn't get drunk, and nothing terrible happened, but my stomach wasn't happy with me. I'd like to think I won't do that again.

Now for Wednesday Weirdness (some questions removed to keep this blog PG)...

1. What is one thing one of your closest friends does that drives you batshit crazy?

Marie worries way too much. I had to convince her last week that going out to look for Matt in a snowstorm because he had stopped answering texts was a bad idea.

3. If you woke up the opposite gender for one day, what would be the biggest downside to that for you?

Having my wardrobe be suddenly so limited. A girl can wear pretty much whatever she wants and be accepted...a guy, not so much. Then again, I might put on eyeliner just to see what would happen.

4. Do you use curse words in front of children?

I'm not around children all that much. If I'm sitting near one in a restaurant, I still curse, but I try to make sure they don't hear me.

5. If you were zapped with a laser and turned into an animated character, what Disney movie would you hate to play a part in?

Finding Nemo. Too much water!

7. What are three things you want to try doing but haven't yet?

a) racing cars

b) writing a computer game, concept to graphics to code

c) snowboarding the half-pipe

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1.) You're on a trip taking a tour through the jungle. You have a backpack with some food, some first aid supplies, a pocket knife, a flashlight and a couple bottles of water. Some how, you get separated from your group. By night fall you haven't found your group and haven't heard them looking for you. How long do you think you would be able to survive on your own?

Most likely long enough that I would be rescued or find my way out. I've been to the jungle before and I have a few survival skills packed away in the back of my mind.

2.) Do you think it's okay to lie to spare someone's feelings? Why?

I really think the only reason people lie is out of fear; in this case, fear that someone would be mad at them for beind honest. So I guess it depends on how big a thing you're lying about and how mad the person will be if you tell them the truth. Decide whether they'd want to know in the long run.

3.) If a talking [Katherine] doll were made, what are THREE phrases it would say?

"Really?"

"Fuckin' A, that's awesome!"

"Aww, I'm sorry."

4.) If the super power to be able to read minds at your own will were possible, do you think it would be... cool and helpful, intrusive and wrong, manipulative or maddening? Explain why you would or wouldn't want to be able to read anyone's mind at your own will.

Those would all depend on the person using the power! It would certainly be maddening as hell at least until you learned to control it. After that, the rest is up to you...but I think it would be much easier to use it for manipulation than assistance.

5.) Drunk confessions, are they the things people can't bring themselves to say sober or just crazy ramblings of an influenced and intoxicated mind?

They are definitely always things that people can't bring themselves to say sober, but whether they're deep dark secrets or psychotic rantings depends on whether you have any deep dark secrets, and what kind of mood you're in.

6.) What brings out the worst in you?

Stupid people, angry drivers, ignorant people.

7.) Do you think long distance relationships work? Have you ever been in one before?

I was in one temporarily while in South America, and that worked, but I think it only worked because I knew it was temporary. I wouldn't do it long-term with no end in sight.

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