Thursday, June 4, 2009

Wednesday Weirdness

1.) If you had to either shop for your groceries in your underwear only (bra&panties or boxers/briefs/whatever) or run streaking through the mall totally naked for no less than 4 minutes, which will you pick?

Streaking! I want to see the reactions - and if I get to run, I can run from security too.

2.) You're having dinner at the inlaws (your boyfriend/girlfriend's parents if not married) and the food is so awful you would rather eat the table cloth. Your mother in law (bf/gf mother) calls you out and asks if there is anything wrong with the food. You can't say you're "just not that hungry" because you had earlier claimed to be "starving" so now, how do you respond to her?

With my particular set of "in-laws," I'm sure by that point it's already been said for me by my boyfriend, at which point a hesitant agreement would be reasonably inoffensive. I'd still eat some, though.

4.) Would you rather have to walk 30 feet over burning hot coals or walk 70 feet over broken shards of glass? Why?

I would prefer the glass. Although I know it's possible to walk on coals without burning your feet, my feet are sensitive (hey, they've been in shoes all winter) and I'd rather get cut than burned.

5.) Would you rather have to have sex with your partner with a room full of your former highschool classmates watching or have sex with your partner in a room full with a mix of each of your former exes watching? 

Usually I delete these questions to keep this blog appropriate...but that one is just hilarious. I don't even think I'm going to answer it, just leave it up for laughs.


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